OK, so I got this via email and find it amusing...
MINNESOTA TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
Body: MINNESOTA TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans sunbathe.
50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens.
40° F: Italian & English cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with thewindows down.
32° F: Distilled water freezes. Crane Lake's water gets thicker.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt.
15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Minnesotans have thelast cookout before it gets cold.
0° F: All the people in Miami die. Minnesotans close the windows.
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts inMinnesota are selling cookies door to door.
25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Minnesotans get out their winterparkas.
40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. Minnesotans let the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get frustrated because they can't start their cars.
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvinscale). Minnesotans start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Vikings win the Super Bowl.