I really need to buy a lottery ticket.
I had lunch with friends and when one asked what I wanted for my birthday, I told her "a divorce and a family name change".
Within five minutes, I got a call from my lawyer.
I now have an appointment to read the settlement and make sure all the t's are crossed and the i's dotted. For some strange reason, the prospect of showing up in court while wearing shackles and having to listen to your children testify against you has made him decide that perhaps, just perhaps, he needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Three months in prison must concentrate the mind intensly. *You have no power here.*
Happy Birthday to me.
Happy name change for us.