It's always interesting to check in on the keyword searches that bring people to this blog.
Every month, over 200 people are looking for Tracy Shaddox or Tracy Curtis Shaddox. A large amount seems to come from one person so obviously, it's someone that doesn't understand the concept of "bookmarks". Or perhaps it's someone who doesn't want her husband to know that she's still obsessed with Tracy Shaddox. I don't know, just a theory.
There are also people looking for actual victim impact statements. I'm glad when they come here and I hope they find what they need.
The phrases that I'm more puzzled by are ones such as "You rustler on roller skates, reach for the sky wise guy."
Or the disturbing "Bizzaro Porn Pedophilia". Hey you? I hope your wanker rots off. And the person looking for "Debbie Does Incest?" I hope someone chops your wanker off. Perhaps this is the person that sends me constant hateful comments that I keep deleting?
I'm always amused by hits for "cheapass suits". Are you looking for them? Is there a company that actually calls themselves "Cheapass Suits"? -Now with 99.99% petrochemicals!
I don't even want to know why someone would be looking up "Cooking feces".
For the person who was looking up "Duluth, Found Corgi"- if you found a lost Corgi, email me! I would be happy to babysit until the owner is found...it's like Corgi Playschool around here!
For the person wondering if Shark is served anywhere in Duluth, well, does anyone know if Shark is served in Duluth?
Whoever is interested in inflating their wife like Violet Beauregard, I sincerely hope this had something to do with Halloween.
Many people seem to be concerned about Norm Abrams being sick. Someone else is wondering if he's going through a divorce. Has Norm been losing weight or something?
Apparently there is someone who wants to know how a pedophile stays sane. If you're a pedophile and you have never gotten treatment or disclosed to anyone, you can't stay sane on your own. Start off here. You need help and if you know you're having problems, you know you should get help. You are not only responsible for your actions, you are responsible for your treatment.
Yesterday's search for "Tracy Shaddox, child molestation, 90 months in prison" was oddly specific.
Another search asked "When does it start to snow in Duluth". The answer to that is, IT NEVER STOPS. I believe historically, the only month that has never seen snow in Duluth is either July or August. Bring your woolies.
And as far as "What movie tastes like rainbows?" Well, it depends on what drugs you take before you head out to the theater.