Contemplation during Urination

When you are using the public restroom at work, it is ill advised to believe it can be something of a personal decompression chamber. You should not walk in and suddenly break into a head banging tune involving the phrase “fuck yeah”…with all of the foot stomping and head movements.

If you do choose to follow this course, you will invariably be peeing and hear a stifled sort of cough along with a foot shuffle coming from the end stall.

And then my friends, it is the waiting game. You are waiting on her to leave so you don’t run into each other and she is waiting on you to come out of the stall so she can see what kind of a nut job is using the bathroom.