Thursday, July 12, 2007

Dear Whole Foods Co-op

Dear Whole Foods:
I know your food is supposed to be organic and have only healthy things in it but you might want to know about a concern of mine with your flax seed corn cracker/chip things.

I don't know if you have seen the episode of The Simpsons where they put tobacco in tomatoes and get everyone addicted to terrible tasting vegetables but I believe something similar has happened to your flax seed snacks.

These salted snacks are perhaps the nastiest thing I have tasted. They even look foul and diseased.

Yet, I can't stop eating them.

Until I reached the bottom of the container. That's when I stopped.

They are foul, gross, and disgusting. And oddly attractive.

I will rechristian them "Salty Dirt Chips".

Please let your marketing company know.

Sincerely, customer number 5572

1 comment:

Marty said...

Good job! It's always fun when bloggers call them as they see them.