Dear Whole Foods:
I know your food is supposed to be organic and have only healthy things in it but you might want to know about a concern of mine with your flax seed corn cracker/chip things.
I don't know if you have seen the episode of The Simpsons where they put tobacco in tomatoes and get everyone addicted to terrible tasting vegetables but I believe something similar has happened to your flax seed snacks.
These salted snacks are perhaps the nastiest thing I have tasted. They even look foul and diseased.
Yet, I can't stop eating them.
Until I reached the bottom of the container. That's when I stopped.
They are foul, gross, and disgusting. And oddly attractive.
I will rechristian them "Salty Dirt Chips".
Please let your marketing company know.
Sincerely, customer number 5572
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1 comment:
Good job! It's always fun when bloggers call them as they see them.
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