Corgi! at the Disco

I don't know much about other dog breeds but Corgi's are extremly aware of movement. Got a laser pointer moving on the wall? Sheer insanity! Which brings me to my latest marketing idea...an all dog disco! Lead the dogs out onto the dance floor and rev up the disco ball. It would keep them occupied for hours! That is, until they all went insane and began to convulse.