Well, I am about to drop an utter bombshell here that no one, or should I say, NO ONE, in this stinkin' town seems willing to fess up to.
The News Tribune had Mr. Clooney and Ms. Pinch Face's public appearance time incorrect.
It was stated that the media would have their looky-loo at 11:30 and the "general public" would have a quick grope at 1:00.
Well...My Dear Daughter was down at the Depot to get her book signed at 12:45.
And was accompanied by the chirping of disappointed crickets. And a lonely sign welcoming George and Rene'. And Nothing Else.
No Mr Clooney autograph.
Needless to say, she was just about to hijack a passing car and run them down. Although she did assure me that she would ram their vehicle on Rene's side since some chances are too dangerous to take...