Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Thank Goodness It's Nothing Serious!

I've just discovered a cure for MS.

Yes, I'll be accepting the Noble Prize. Thank you. Thank you.

The secret is, don't have health insurance. That way, you CAN'T be tested. Unless you can fork over cash for an MRI or give your left tit on a monthly basis for payment, you are shit out of luck.

No diagnosis? No disease!

Taa daa!

You're cured.

Thank you very much.

Oh, and if you're expecting to hear back from the urologist for ideas on a cheaper drug, I'm guessing that four days without a peep is your signal to take 50 milligrams of shut the fuck up.


Guinifer said...

Hey, and come the day you do have insurance? No pre-existing condition!

Shelly said...

So you have that to look forward to, which is nice... (sarcasm fully intended) Make sure you never speak of it to anyone with an MD behind their name. Trust me, I work for an insurance company, and we WILL track that information down. Sad.

My STBX was diagnosed with MS. If you think the diagnosis is expensive, that's just the tip of the iceberg.