Word came down from the lab last night, I don't have an ulcer!
I am, instead, dealing with giardia.
I have never been so happy to be swimming in parasites.
Some people go to deepest Africa to get this, some go to Mexico. I go to the third world country of Flint, MI,
Now I can actually take drugs for five days and hopefully won't be one of the lucky ones that has drug resistance or a chronic case.
Cuz seriously? I'm tired of being known as the Queen of Sharts.